Five Best Fictional Vampires

I love vampires, and much like my love for chicken tenders, it's made me quite the connoisseur for them. I specify vampires in fiction to exclude folkloric vampires, who are kind of lame. They're fat, hairy peasants with gnarly fingernails who rise from the dead wrapped in a towel to kill all their neighbors. Great for horror movies, not very cool or sexy.

So, I'll be ranking the bloated corpses I actually find attractive from least, to best.