Hoe, Ho and Hoes

You thought there was only one type of hoe. Nein. There are millions of hoes beyond the basic stereotypical hoe. And instead of listing them all -because there are definitely a million different types of hoes- which would be a waste of your and more importantly my time, I’m going to rank the top 8 hoes. That way, the next time you go on a diatribe about how your friend is a hoe, you can specify which type so no one is confused, because the English language is weird and has dozens of annoying homophones like their, there, and they’re, which to this day I still use each incorrectly. But I digress. Lets get into the hoes.