How to Draw Men Pregnant

(and Why This is Important to Society) 

Men are an integral part of society. In fact, you could say they're the MOST integral part of society, which is totally not misogynistic and ignorant. Women--stinky, naive women--are biologically programmed for pregnancy, and clearly have no other thoughts or desires other than that primal need. But what about men? Men have obviously been suppressed throughout history and commonly called the ‘lesser’ gender due to them not having the ability to carry children. Sure, I just called them the most integral part of society, but the majority of people don’t feel that way.

In a very real scientific study made by a very real anonymous source, 99.9% of the human population believe that men are simply unimportant (the point one percent comes from the most recent presidential election that caused a surge in masculine security because of the prospect of finally having a male president. Pretty unfortunate that that didn’t happen).  This has caused a drastic increase in toxic masculinity and whiny men, which we certainly don’t need more of. So how can we solve this problem in a way that actually doesn’t help at all and will cause more problems in the future?