Last year we launched our staff blog to fill the space between awesome fiction and poetry from teens around the world. Like most of life, our blog is here to fill the space between the void.
Our scientists and researchers at E.C.H.O. have managed to dodge Elon Musk's tesla-logo-shaped-axe and crunched the numbers. Our top 3 blog posts so far are, according to SCIENCE:
- Alexis Barr's Humble Your Hero - for everyone not on staff, just know that we call Alexis "Figment" because we're not sure she's real. This post definitely is.
- Oriana Attias' How to Draw Your Dragon - in direct defiance of the new live action movie that is coming out, get out your pencils and draw a futher mucking dragon
- And the best, the number one, is... the number one. Olivia Lazaro's Shakespearean Fursona - what better way to introduce the world to our staff than through literature and furries at the same time.
"Ohhhhhhh yeah." - The Kool Aide Man
And now, here's a look ahead at your echoing future:
February 24th - I Did a Deep Dive on Noah Kahan's Poop Twitter So You Didn't Have To by Lia Reese Hurley (we're sorry for how much she writes about his butthole)
March 3rd - A Couple Reasons Why Twilight (the books!) Are Terrible by Soniyah Wiggins (get ready to cool off in this shade)
March 10th - A Couple Reasons Why Twilight (the movies!) Are Not Terrible by Olivia Lazaro (sexy vampires and slightly less hot werewolves)
March 17th - Organizing the Time you Don't Have: A Guide by Lyan Perez (with super cute little doodle guys!)
March 24th - How to Crush Your Hero (With a Piano. Violently) by Alexis Barr (the ultimate humbling)
March 31st - Rats Make Writer's Best Friends by Jordin Wigginton (step aside cats and alcoholism)
April 7th - Among Us if it was a Book by Bailey Mollohan (Murder on the Outerspace Express)
April 14th - A Comprehensive Panera Dessert Menu Rating Guide by Harriet Wood (for when the crack cocaine lemonade didn't do its job)
April 21st - Characterization and How My Little Pony Perfected it by Alejandra Villamil (because the horse show for little girls is surprisingly deep)
April 28th - If a Protein Snack had a Job by, new addition to the staff, Rita Mouannes (about time those lazy polypeptide chains got off their asses and contributed to the economy)
May 5th - Judging Books by Their Covers by E-I-C Isaac Hutcheson (it's not racist if they're not people)
May 12th - I have Allergies and So Should Your Characters by Rachel Goldstein (brought to you by Zyrtec's Walgreen's off-brand)
May 19th - How to Write Your First Draft by Kiersten Lee (hint: quick and dirty)
May 26th - If the Magic Treehouse had Unexpected Consequences by Delaney Florence (let's face, those kids would die)
June 2nd - How to Draw Your Dragon 2 by Oriana Attias and special guest alumni Alexandra Gerges! (dragon out the alumni for this one...hehe)
June 9th - Sci-fi's Epic Wins and Fails by new staffer Max Gore (no relation)
June 16th - Brainrot Words You'll Find in Real Literature in Fifty Years by Rowan Sizemore (epic skibidi toilet ohio rizz gyatt)