How to Crush Your Hero (With a Piano. Violently.)

As someone who has been playing the piano for 12 years on-and-off, I know my way around a keyboard about as well as I know my way around your mother. There’s many different kinds of pianos that all play different and have their own unique qualities. So when your OC is walking down the street and construction is happening three stories upwards, what piano do you want to have fall on them? In this blog post, I will be ranking the hilarity of rapidly descending instruments based off of probability of happening, eccentricity of the design, and the short-term health effects on your OC and bystanders.